girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
Video game themed family sticker with two master chiefs to symbolize myself and my wife, and three smaller master chiefs to represent my three wonderful daughters, Peach, Zelda, and Tekken V
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum